Il giochino dei rumor da backstage

[The Emerald Knight]

64. Remember when David Flair quit IWA Puerto Rico due to unfit living conditions? And everybody ragged on him when they found out IWA had put him up in a nice house? Well, that nice house belonged to Victor Quiones. I shouldn't have to say anymore, but I will. David was sleeping one night and was woken up by Quiones standing over him about to blow a load on his face. David quit the next day.

Come dargli torto!!!

[The Emerald Knight]

Qualcuno può tradurmi la numero 64 e la numero 65?

Letto solo ora:

- Mister Excitment e l'altro tizio stavano limonando, un fan gli ha fotografati e questi lo hanno minacciato. Ci dovrebbe essere anche una foto.

- David Flair alloggiava in nella casa di Victor Quiones quando lavorò in Porto Rico. Una sera si svegliò con quest'ultimo che gli stava per lasciare un pò di...sperma in faccia. David lasciò la federazione il giorno dopo.

[Nicolasblaze]

Qualcuno può tradurmi la numero 64 e la numero 65?

64. Vi ricordate di quando David Flair mollò la IWA Puerto Rico per condizioni di vita inaccettabili? E tutti quanti se la presero con lui quando scoprirono che la IWA gli aveva dato una bella casa? Beh, quella casa era di Victor Quiñones [fondatore della IWA]. David stava dormendo una notte e fu svegliato da Quiñones che gli stava sopra e stava per sborrargli in faccia. David mollò il giorno successivo

65. Johnny Ace [eh sì, proprio Laurinaitis] e Z-Man Tom Zenk sono appena tornati da uno show NWA a Cincinnati, Ohio. Erano in atteggiamenti molto intimi, quando un mio amico gli chiede autografi e foto. Zenk e Ace crollano in una specie di abbraccio amoroso, che culmina in Zenk che stampa un bacio molto affettuoso sulla guancia di Ace. Dopodiché si rendono conto che il mio amico aveva una macchina fotografica e li ha appena fotografati. Zenk si alza e pretende la macchina. Lui rifiuta. Ace si alza e gli ordina di consegnare la macchina. Lui rifiuta di nuovo. Lo caricano, lui scappa. L'unica prova di questa storia è la foto...

[TSEEMOD]

Confermo quella di Rapada.
Voleva "mettersi in mostra" col titolo NWA per poi cercare di rientrare in WCW.
Non se lo cagò nessuno.

[Darth_Dario]

Porca puttana l'immagine di Sabu che prende a calci una borsa piena di gatti mi fa sempre scompisciare.

E' una bella immagine anche la gang-bang nazionale con Lita.

Bradshaw nonno è decisamente vero, a prescindere.

Pat Patterson è un altro che a quanto pare s'è fatto mezzo mondo.

[Nicolasblaze]

67. Kerry Von Erich was preparing for a match, getting his gear on and listening to his Walkman, but he was so fucked up he somehow laced the headphone cable into his boot laces.

70. Andre The Giant once called Kamala a n****r and Kamala stuck a gun to his face. Andre was nice to Kamala after that.

71. Randy Savage once knocked Bill Dundee out in a parking lot of a gym in Louisville after Dundee pulled a gun on him. This was back when Randy was running an outlaw promotion and they would tell folks on their TV show the real names of Memphis wrestlers and give out their telephone numbers. And the way I heard the Lawler's crown story is that it was Steve Keirn who started the crap in the crown battle royal.

72. Lita took off for Mexico in the 90s and bang anyone down there that would "train" her in the ring.

73. Antonio Pena turned half the AAA lockerroom gay.

77. Sabu kicking a bag down some stairs and all around the lockerroom and then opens the bag and a cat comes out. All the while Sabu has a “I love cats” t-shirt or something like that.

Mi piace la 67 perché è quasi da cartone animato, però di base chissenefrega. La 70 è epica, mai pensato a Kamala come un duro, e invece...sempre in tema di pistole, palle quadrate per Savage. Ci vuole coraggio.

Adoro come la 72 e la 73 siano quasi correlate - cioè, la 73 restringe il campo delle scopate di Lita perlomeno. Sabu calciagatti è...come dicevo, è Sabu.

[Y2J Paguro]

68. Macho Man had his way with Stephanie (she was about 14 then) back in 94/95 and that Vince found out and that was the true ending for Macho Man in WWF.

Però Stephanie dovrebbe aver avuto 17/18 anni all'epoca.

Lita, Trish, Lilian... ci saranno altre dive coinvolte in maialate?

[Marco Frediani]

Io ho sempre sognato questa scena..

low ki in WWE si fa una doccia.
Arriva JBL che gli stampa un coppino pazzesco
Ki si gira e JBL gli ride in faccia
JBL cerca i denti sul pavimento

[Backbone Crusher]

Io ho sempre sognato questa scena..

low ki in WWE si fa una doccia.
Arriva JBL che gli stampa un coppino pazzesco
Ki si gira e JBL gli ride in faccia
JBL cerca i denti sul pavimento

Sarebbe più corretto "JBL cerca le ossa sul pavimento".
Va beh che la figura di merda della carriera l'ha già fatta, merito di Joey Styles...

[Nicolasblaze]

Sono "abbastanza" sicuro che Low Ki sia arrivato in WWE con una certa fama ad accompagnarlo...e quindi escludo che ci abbiano provato, a fargli 'sti scherzi

[The Emerald Knight]

Sarebbe più corretto "JBL cerca le ossa sul pavimento".
Va beh che la figura di merda della carriera l'ha già fatta, merito di Joey Styles...

Quasi me l'ero dimenticata. Che poi, parlando di Low Ki:

[bosh23]

Quasi me l'ero dimenticata. Che poi, parlando di Low Ki:

già teddy hart docet...

[Nicolasblaze]

Paul Heyman ruba, in ECW sono avanzi di galera, in Messico la criminalità va di pari passo con la frociaggine, Stephanie McMahon ha un giocattolo.
BONUS: nella 86 manca il cognome. Di chi si può trattare? L'ho trovata così

81. The Iron Shiek used to do headstands while snorting coke.

82. Bull Pain isn’t afraid to introduce a flashlight to a girl.

83. Bison Smith changing in the WWE lockerroom and HHH sat down by him, stared at him the entire time he changed, not saying a word.

84. Paul Heyman's firing from WCW had to allegedly do with embezellment of funds. The example being that he would have two sets of bills for road expenses thus, I believe, overcharging WCW.

85. Davey Boy asked Dynamite Kid about steroids, and Dynamite gave Davey was he seemingly thought would be his first injection of steroids...only thing was Dynamite put milk in the syringe.

86. Ricky was well known for hitting the nose candy before interviews, hence the rapid-fire unintelligable promos he gave. Word is it that he took a severe toot before going to sign autographs at an indie show. While signing an autograph for a kid, he sneezed and then said , "Goddammit. There went about $500."

87. At least 4 people in ECW killed someone.

88. The Rottens stole from the ECW locker room.

89. Taz did show his penis to the teen at the tanning place. He did that to the females in ECW too.

90. Bradshaw allegedly gets in the shower with new guys and soaps them up. Supposedly he was doing this kind of shit to Paul London a lot.

91. Paul Heyman used to get blowjobs behind the ECW parking lot at 3am while writing checks to a line of a few wrestlers.

92. Stephanie McMahon has a strap-on & has used it on Austin, HHH & Chyna.

93. El Dandy was caught by Fishman when he was banging his daughter (I think she was a minor), and he no-showed several shows where the two were booked together because Fish threatened to kick his ass. When heat died down, El Dandy repaid him by also fucking his wife.

94. This has been dismissed as fake, but one anonymous wrestler claimed years ago in a long letter posted in message boards how Dr. Alfonso Morales used to have coke orgies with underage males and his "pornstar wife" (apparently his wife was a major star in 70s pseudo-erotic movies).

95. Xochitl Hamada and Negro Casas were rumoured to be about to marry when she caught him very late at the Arena Mexico showers in a very tender act with one of his male trainees.

96. 5'1" Super Astro is now a nicely married family man, but in the 80s he was "famous" because of his willingness to insert his astral wang on tall (5'11" or more) women.

97. During one of AAA's long tours in the mid 90s, fatboy commentator Arturo Rivera was anally deflowered by Jerry Estrada.

98. In both AAA and CMLL, Estrada has been known to make a lot of "side money" by running a drug little business of his.

99. More Estrada! He's the Mexican Jimmy Snuka. He didn't wrestle in Tijuana for years (and I haven't checked but maybe he still doesn't even work there) after getting into trouble for throwing a rat off a hotel room's balcony.

100. El Salsero also had trouble in TJ, I believe after trying to rape a girl, so he moved to Monterrey and invested some of his money in a shoes shop. The first thing he did after opening was going shop to shop, threatening to kill all of the local competition owners if they didn't close their shops.



(L'avevo postato in un topic a caso, stendiamo un velo pietoso)

[Geno]

Vabbè se non meni Teddy Hart, non sei nessuno!

[Marco Frediani]

La numero 85 l ha confermata Bret