
Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal
Lowcard Orgy Match

What The Fuck Am I Doing Here vs This Gimmick Was Interesting Just For Three Weeks vs Even Michael Cole Had A One-On-One Match At Wrestlemania vs My Name Is Earl vs I Never Win On PPV vs The Nigga In A Good Spot That Shows That WWE Is Not Racist vs More Repackaged Than Glenn Jacobs
Midcard Orgy Match for the Intercontinental Championship
KICKOFF

Jason Statham & Matt Damon vs We Singin' For You Nigga vs Los Genericos vs More Charismatic Than Their Cousin
Tag Team Orgy Match for the WWE Wrestlemania Kickoff Championship